Why can’t I pee on my neighbor’s lawn?
This has bothered me for a long time, so I’m finally venting about it. Why is it okay for my neighbors to let their dogs pee on my lawn, but I can’t pee on their lawns? I estimate that 20 to 30 dogs pee on my lawn daily. And their owners think it’s soooooo cute when they’re walking the dogs and the dogs choose my lawn to take a pee. Why is that okay? I think it’s disgusting, frankly, and I think they should have their dogs pee on their own lawns. Why can’t I pee on their lawns?
Well, it’s finally happened. Someone walked their dog on my lawn when I was in a bad mood, and I let them know just how I felt about it. I imagine the entire neighborhood heard me. I must have called her every dirty, nasty word in the entire dictionary. She was a lesbian walking her two dogs when she stopped by my house to let her dogs pee on the lawn. I have had it with them and I am not going to take it any more. Where on earth do these nasty SOB’s come from. I just hope some other people in my neighborhood that have dogs heard exactly what I told her because they will be getting the same treatment if they walk their dogs on my lawn. Enough is enough!
Tracy, you opened up a hornet’s nest with your blog “why can’t I pee on my neighbor’s lawn.” Bravo, bravo Now, why don’t we all get together and see if we can’t find a solution to these rude assho…. uh, individuals who use our lawns as their own personal toilets.
Jeff – I did the same thing to a neighbor minus the yelling and cursing. They had a dog – not even on a leash – and let him wander all through my yard and pee near my house. When I opened the door and said that I didn’t want their dog on my private property, especially if he is peeing there, they said my lawn looked like it could use some water anyway. I informed them that dog pee is not water and that I’d appreciate it if they and their pet stay off my property. I’m sure that only encourages them more.
Well…What can I say besides it’s nice to know I’m not alone in my anger and frustration with dog owners. I sent my ultrasonic dog repeller back after it failed miserably for dogs and it did no better on the explosion of squirrels around here this year. I had gone back and dug up all the dog burn holes (15 of them) and replanted them only to have the squirrels come and dig them all out after the seedlings were beginning to sprout. I’m not sure I care to take the same approach as Jeffrey about catching the squirrels and shooting them with a BB gun…but I will catch them and re-locate them to a park about 3 miles from my house….lol I have had dog poo on my lawn twice this week…each time the dog owner has used the cover of darkness to hide his/her rudeness and inconsideration. I keep trying to catch them in the act…but I’ll be damned if I’m going to sit in the dark all night waiting. It’s just a matter of time till I catch them and have it out with them…I’m looking forward to it!!!
Pet owners are responsible for their pets, just like parents are responsible for their children. If I let my kid pee on the neighbor’s lawn you can sure as hell assume that I’d hear about it. How is this any different? You can teach an old dog new tricks. Humans, however. . .
Tabitha,
Ask your mom if she can’t just twitch her nose a little and cause these rude people to disappear. That would be so nice. LOL.
Came across this blog while doing a search for ideas on how to stop my neighbor from “sharing” the use of my compost heap in my back yard (he continually trots across my yard and dumps whatever yard waste into it). I have recently relocated because of a job placement from the country to the city. It’s been a bit of an adjustment living in such close proximity to others. I sure have noticed peoples lack of respect for one another is rampant. There are so many rules and by-laws created so people don’t have their rights or their “pursuit of happiness” stepped on. This seems to have the added effect of creating a society where all manner of rude and selfish behavior is tolerated and protected. Let me give you a country folk perspective on this one:
If you live in a rural area you are most likely living not very far from someone who raises livestock for a living. Where I grew up people just would never let their dogs run free onto others property. If they did their dogs would probably end up returning home with some buckshot in their hide or, the dog might just never return. Farmers can’t afford to tolerate other peoples pets wandering onto their property and messing with their animals. Dogs and cats are known killers of chickens and other fowl and dogs will chase cows/horses and cause them great stress. This is just a simple fact of country living. No one feels hard done by because of this it’s just the “way of the land” so to speak. I call it RESPECT. The only time there is any issue with this is when pencil neck from the city moves in and decides that that ‘Buttons’ the family dog deserves some freedom and is allowed to run free. Well that kind of thing usually corrects itself shortly. Anyways I realize that your situation is a bit different than what I have described but the underlying principal is the same. People need to respect one another. People in the city get away with disrespect and use rules and by-laws to hide behind. That’s because they are selfish and were not raised proper. Now for some “country boy” solutions to your problem. Remember; these people are hiding behind their “rights”. They know that what they are doing is morally wrong but figure that they’re right to happiness outweighs your own. In order to beat them at this game you just have to change the rules a bit. You have to visibly show them that you are not an easy push and that you are a strong person who is dedicated to your own right to happiness. Here are some ideas that come to mind just off the top of my head:
1. If you have kids (or your friends kids), bring them to the offenders house and have your kids take a leak in their front yard. This is a good retaliation because it’s “just kids” and most others would find it somewhat cute and humorous. I’m sure the home owner wouldn’t though. This is making a point. Do this as ofter as you can. Take the kids to the park or corner store and give um lots of juice. Repeat as needed.
2. Because you live in the city you can’t just set out poison for animals. This is often done in the country but I feel it’s not the proper way to go. It’s both cruel and dangerous to others. But here is where you can get inventive. Do some research and find out what causes dogs to have diarrhea. Now take the diarrhea inducing ingredient and make some very small portions mixed with something dogs love (i don’t know…peanut butter?). Now mix up a big batch of it and for the next week leave some on the edge of your yard. The dog will eat these up and if they are small enough the owner wont have time to take it out of the dogs mouth. The dog will eventually go home and crap all over the house. If the dog owner confronts you about the treats you can say that you put them out to feed the cute squirels and chipmunks or whatever and that if their dog wasn’t in your yard in the first place then they wouldn’t be getting into them. You can even be real gutsy and ask that they reimburse you for the cost of the treats seeing as how their pet keeps eating them all.
3. For people who are doing their dog-walks at off hours you will have to be very dedicated and actually set your alarm clock early. You should find yourself a slightly unobtrusive spot to sit and just wait quietly. When the person walks by with the dog and does their business you ask in a very loud voice (or mega phone if you have one): “JUST WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!!” this should startle the person and it also let’s them know that your onto them and can catch them. After they walk away leave some dog “treats” just in case they not yet on their way home and will be walking the dog back past your place.
4. I’m not sure how viable this one is for you but it’s a good one which my father has done a couple of times. If you have anyplace in town that deals in large to medium sized live traps such as a business that deals in pest control or maybe a hunting/sports store. Purchase or rent a dog sized live trap (a live trap is just a cage with a trap door that swings shut after an animal has walked into it. It doesn’t harm the animal at all) Place the trap closer to your house than to the road and slightly hidden so as to not attract attention. Put some tasty smelling stuff inside and now the “trap is set”. A lot of the worst offenders are people who leave their dogs off the leash. Hopefully you will end up having the rude person knocking on your door asking you to let their dog out of the trap. This is exactly what you want. The mere fact that you have it within your power to “contain” their pet will rattle them deep down. Let their pet out of the trap and say something about trying to catch a family of raccoons or skunks or whatever. Also mention something off hand about how you were to dispatch the intended captives of your trap. This also should make them think twice about you.
Well those are just a few ideas. You have to be inventive when it comes to dealing with tyrants. Show that you have more resolve than them and that dealing with you is going to be more trouble than a piss on a lawn is worth.
Have a good one eh!
Tracy, thank you so much for validating my feelings! It’s so good to know there are people out there that are as frustrated as my husband and I. We have been in our house 3 years and have nicely confronted 2 dog walkers (out of many). One neighbor complied with our wishes and now doesn’t talk to us anymore! The other, defiantly ignored our request and continues to walk his dog several times per day – obviously doing it on purpose to “punish” us. He “picks up” during the day, but does not pick up under the cloak of darkness. We do not understand why dog owners think it is okay to let their pets step on anyone’s property. Why should WE be the ones who have to pay for devices and fences to keep your dogs off our grass? I would like to hear an intelligent response from dog walkers as to why they think it’s acceptable to be rude. If we ask you not to allow your dog on our lawn, would you please just comply – without retaliation and anger?
Tracey I agree with you 100%, some people today are so disrespectful and think they can do whatever they like, its called, sod you jack Im alright. I have two dogs and never have they peed or poohed on other peoples property, but Im very tempted to let them on my neighbours garden because she just lets her dog roam the whole street, what I did so I didnt reduce myself to her level was call the dog warden, I am in England, and they sent her a letter informing her of our dog roaming law, I have had three chinese takeaways delivered that I did not order, it did not bother me, I just felt sorry for the poor poeple who cooked £70 worth of food, it has worked though and she has her dog on a lead now. Also I would like to say to Tina, people are not hateful, they are sick of idiots who are obviously braindead if they cant understand how disgusting they are, on top of everything wee and pooh stinks to high heaven, and we then cant let our children play in our own gardens. Control your dogs.
Chris, you invited yourself in. Now, let me invite you back out the door-and don’t let it hit you in the ass on your way out! Just as was said in the first place, these damned dog owners seem to think that just because it is “public property” or “common propoerty,” that gives them the right to do whatever they wish with that property, even when it is in front of my home. Chris, here’s an idea. Walk your damned dogs on your own “public property.” You know, the “public property” right in front of your own home. PROBLEM SOLVED.
Personal opinion: If someone has to walk a dog, then that tells me they have no room for the animal. They need to use a little something called common sense-not common property-and get rid of the animal they have no room for!
Tracy,
I wonder what would happen if I put on a kilt with no underwear and went to one of these dog owners yard’s and squatted by bending my knees just a little leaving them a big surprise in their driveway. Even though I didn’t expose anything while squatting, I bet I would still go to jail for it. What’s the difference between my feces and a dogs. I mean feces is feces no matter where it comes from! I didn’t expose myself so why should I go to jail for it. Sort of like the problem “why can’t I pee in my neighbor’s yard.” I really see no difference in what I would have done and what dogs do, but I would be willing to bet you anything that I would be the one to go to jail for it. Just a little thought to ponder.
This issue has troubled me for a while. I live on a nice suburban street, and we attract more than our fair share of pedestrians because our street is quiet, pretty and leads to the local park. I love our street, and all the sociability, with one big exception: dogs using my lawn as a toilet. I am equally bothered whether it’s poop or pee. These dogs are always on a leash, but to my bafflement, their owners think it’s perfectly OK to let their dogs do their business anywhere. I know many dog owners, and am squeamish talking to them about it because I’m scared of their recation. Let me tell you what happened a few years ago. A neighbor was walking her big new dog, and I saw out of the window that he was pooping on our lawn. I stepped out of our front door on to the porch and looked their way, without saying anything (I think I was too unsure of what to say). Well the dog owner said to me: “I picked it up” and I think I said “OK, Fine, but I would rather you not let your dog go to the bathroom on my lawn.” She seemed pretty offended. Well, a week or so later, this neighbpor called me. I had tried to put the whole thing behind me, but here is what she said. She said, “Mary, I was calling because someone left a bag of dog poop on our doorstep, and I thought you might know something about it.” I said, “No, that’s horrible, I don’t know anything about that.” Then she tried to backtrack from her virtual accusation, perhaps because she could tell from my reaction that she was wrong in her suspiscion, and she said, “Oh, I just thought because you were out on the street a lot, you might have seen something…” Well, I live six doors away from her, so that was pretty weak, but I let her off the hook and said, “No, I haven’t seen anything, but if I do I will let you know.” Things were a bit awkward between us for a while, but I just gave her the benefit of the doubt (and I suppose she did the same) and we are friendly and civil when we see eachother. I have not seen her let her dog “use” our lawn since then, but there are hundreds of others who do. Many of these are people I don’t know (because they come from other streets, and are just walking through) but plenty are people I do know. I just don’t know how to deal with it. Another time, also a few years back, a teenage boy from a few doors down was walking his big new dog and I saw him let the dog poop on our lawn, and KEEP WALKING! So I quickly came out of the house, and called to him by name and asked him, what are you thinking!!?? He said , oh I don’t have a bag, to which I responded, wait, I will get you one, and watched while he did what he should have done. Well he was chastened, I believe, and I haven’t seen him do it since, however that same dog still “uses” our lawn. But the situation is much bigger than one or two dog owners. I frequently find dog poo on our lawn, and daily see dogs peeing. People usually pick up when their dog poops (in fact I’ve sensed that is a point of pride among dog owners around here: “I always pick up” they say). But I dearly wish they would realize that it’s not right to let your dog use OPP (other people’s property) as a toilet, whether we’re talking pee, poop, picked up or not. IMO, it is rude, gross, it damages the lawns, it’s a smelly biohazard and it’s totally unnecessary. I say if you choose to have a dog, he should be using his peoperty for a toilet, full stop. Here’s how I know that dog owners (around here, at least) know that what they are doing is wrong: I have a neighbor across the street who has a beautiful and immaculate front lawn. Really the most lovely on the street. He also has a sidewalk. But do dog owners let their dogs do their business on said perfect lawn? No way, Jose. They choose my less perfect lawn, and let me tell you it’s a viscious cycle, because it’s hard to get a nice green lawn with dogs spotting it up constantly. People don’t dare use that lawn across the street for their dog. Oh, and by the way, that fellow across the street with the perfect lawn has two dogs, and they never use their front lawn as a toilet, much less anyone else’s lawn, that I have seen. These people have done the miraculously uncommon thing and trained their dogs to go in a certain spot, where, I don’t even know, because their back yard looks pretty nice, too. As for our lawn and its continuing abuse by dog owners and their dogs, I don’t know what to do. It won’t solve the problem to talk to all the dog-owning neighbors on my street, because they represent only a portion of the offenders. I’m thinking that the only solution is to make it clear, by signs, that we don’t want dogs “using” our lawn. After all I have two young children, and we only have a third of an acre here. It would be nice to be able to have the kids play on the front lawn, jump in leaf piles, lie in the summer grass looking at clouds, etc, without the worry that they are coming into contact with fresh dog urine, or poop residue, or god forbid, an uncollected pile! Why don’t dog owners naturally understand this? Have I gotten through to any out there? Any (sincerely helpful) suggestions would be welcome. And no, moving is not an option.
OMG I guess there are losts of people with nothing better to do than watch dogs pee in their front yard. Does dog pee damage grass? If it did you would see hundreds of brown patches about 12 inches from the side walk, and what is that stuff that you spread on your lawn to make it grow better synthetic fertilizer not poop but synthetic poop much more harmful than the real thing….toxic even. Also at least 10 feet of your front yard is an easement anyways so even though you “pay” for it…it is community property….you can’t even put a fence there. We breath in toxic chemicals every day and put who knows what on our skin and injest artificial colors and sweeteners. Compared to all the truly nasty harmful stuff we come in contact with a little dog pee on a part of the grass you don’t even use is a relief…at least for the dog.
People who don’t mind dogs using their lawn as a toilet should put up signage encouraging pet owners to allow pets to relieve themselves on their property because it’s so environmentally sound. You’ll be the most popular neighbor on the block among pet owners.
I have plenty of other stuff to do besides keep watch for defacating dogs, but my office overlooks the front lawn, so I do sometimes witness it. Our lawn has the brown spots proving dog defacation is not a harmless act. And, no, there is no easement of public space on my lawn. Laws vary. Signs will go up this spring, and maybe a row of plantings, too.
Good for you Mary! It is about time these rude people realize that their actions are irresponsible. No one wants animal waste in front of their home or place of business-not even the people who walk their dogs. Isn’t that obvious by the fact that the owners walk their dogs. They will tell you they walk their dogs for exercise, but we all know better. Owners sure don’t want animal waste in front of their homes, but they sure dont mind it being in front of other peoples homes. I don’t know about you, but I’m going to write all of my city council members a long, nasty letter about this ordinance.
If all of these people with dogs feel that it’s OK for their dogs to pee on other people’s lawns, why don’t they let their dogs pee on their own lawns instead? Also, what would they say if I brought my dog over to their yard, and let him pee on their grass?
I gotta comment on someone above saying that you could train a dog to pee in a litter box. I guess I need to put a giant sandbox in my front yard. lol .
Like other writers I too have a never ending parade of dog walkers using my home as their toilet. Last summer I posted a “Keep Dogs Off” sign. Thereafter my yard was sprayed with some kind of vegetation killer, which entirely destroyed my strawberry bed and caused extensive damage to raspberries, schrubs, perennials and trees. I don’t even know these people and did nothing to them except post my sign.
I feel we need the law to clarify and enforce homeowners rights to be free from trespassers with dogs on long leashes defacing not only our public access strip but also our private lawns and gardens. Apartment owners and condo associations that allow dogs should be required by law to provide dog relief areas or forbid keeping dogs.
I love dogs and they love me. I would not harm them. Irresponsible, stupid dog owners do not love their dogs or respect anyone. They are setting their innocent pets up as targets from the disgusted property owners they are dumping on who have no recourse except to stop the dog themselves or keep silent and live in filth.
I have a sign out front that says, “Dear doggies, Please do not pee-pee here. Show your owner where the Pet Area is!” There is a designated area, PLOWED, with a SIGN, for dog business. We live in an apartment complex that is set up in such a way that the owner, who CONTROLS his or her dog, on a LEASH, ALLOWING the dog to pee on my FRONT STEPS, is obviously just lazy. If I see it again, I’ll just sprinkle the area with cayenne pepper. Before anyone so graciously offers one, there simply is no excuse for this HUMAN behavior. I don’t blame the dog.
Someone mentioned that it’s the same as squirrels, and that you can’t tell an animal where to pee and poop. Um….yeah, you can, and you should, if you made the choice to adopt a dog. You’re the one holding the leash. Have some class.
The dog can’t spell his or her own name correctly, either, so the yellow streaks in the snow don’t really complement the landscape.
so irritating, I am having the same problem…. serioulsy how about every day I go over and pee or poo on their lawn. why don’t they just use their own lawn, they have a huge back yard and a park / forest behind their house. I hardly know them and they started doing it from the minute we moved in… it can’t be personal, she’s just lazy and inconsiderate.
I just stumbled upon this site and I have to say, the discourse is quite entertaining. Without exception, dog owners should act responsibly, and do their best to always curb their dogs appropriately. Having said that…Oh no, my dog actually urinated on the edge of your perfectly-manicured lawn! The world will surely end! This is nearly as important as the depths of a serious world recession, fighting two wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and global climate change. I once met a woman who sprinkled moth balls on her lawn to “keep dogs and kids away.” Good plan, except that in her zeal to prevent dogs and cats (and kids) from daring to defile her golf course-seque Nirvana, she as actually violating the Federal Insecticide, Fungicide, Rodenticide Act, which makes it illegal (in this case a Felony) to use a product inconsistent with its labeled purpose (i.e., to repel moths in your closet). I always feel bad for the people who “pop an artery” over little things like a dog “making wee-wee” on the edge of their lawn. Perhaps they weren’t shown enough love as a child, or their kids don’t come to visit them often enough (although I can see why their grandkids wouldn’t, out of fear they might eat a moth ball found on their lawn). Perhaps if they owned a pooch, they’d realize the empirically-shown emotional (increased social attachment) and physiological (lowered heart rate) benefits of owning a dog. Anyways, just my two cents…Have a nice day.
Hi Proud – You’re missing the point. It doesn’t matter if YOU think it’s important or not. What matters is that I have rights and you shouldn’t be allowed to trample on them. I would never urinate on your lawn, and so your dog should not do so on my lawn without my permission. It’s rude and unsanitary. If I wanted dog pee on my lawn, I’d get my own dog and let him pee all over it. You fail to acknowledge that my property is MY PROPERTY to do with as I please, and you have no right to infringe on that just because you happen to like dogs.
Hi, Tracy:
Your point is, of course, well-taken. It is your property, and you are free to enforce whatever rules of proprietorship you wish (provided they do not conflict with federal or state law or local ordinances). However, just remember that despite the essential rights of individual landowners, our society functions because of the social contract. This means that I, as a dog walker, do my best to keep an eye out for the property of my neighbors while walking thrice daily past their homes. If something were awry (e.g., it appeared that someone might be trying to burgalrize them, there was smoke coming from a window or a downed power-line on their roof while they were on vacation) I would do my best to maintain the social contract and notify the proper authorities. Having said that, if one were to repeatedly clench their fists in rage at me or chastize my dog and I as we passed by–especially if my dog urinated on the far-reaching edge of their outer curtilage, I might be less inclined to make such notifications. Again, you are wholly correct in your argument, but you can sometime be right and still lose in the end.
LOL – Yeah. Be okay with dog owners trampling on my rights because they might keep an eye on my house? Sure. I really believe that.
i am getting so upset watching dog after dog pee and poop on my front lawn–even when I’m right there.
just today it was my town’s MAYOR walking his dog.
another time it was our friends and their dog was in the middle of our lawn pooping.
i have young kids. they love to run barefoot, play–even picnic on OUR lawn.
Even if it’s cleaned up, it’s still not ok. would anyone want to sit or walk where someone had just pooped? I’m thinking of putting a sign up. But, it BOGGLES my mind that anyone would think it was appropriate–as many have already pointed out–to
do this on someone’s personal property. There is a strip of grass right next to the curb–hence the expression, curb your dog!
Of course, I know i should say something, but obviously it’s a hard situation. I have to live side by side with my neighbors who clearly think this isn’t a wrong thing to be doing. it’s really stressful. i shouldn’t have to be thinking…i hope it rains tonight.
I would like to pee on all of you.
Dear Tracy,
You tell them! I can’t stand it when people justify being rude or unthoughtful by telling someone else it’s not a big deal and they should deal with it or leave. How is that decent? Or by citing government codes about whatever the whatever is city property or common area. It’s called the golden rule, people! If I had a lawn, I would pee on your dog to keep him off it. And you know what? If I was being so rude as to soil and take advantage of my neighbors lawn, I would be HAPPY to be corrected! Self-improvement. Marcus Aureluis valued it, why can’t these people? JEESH! Once again, tell ‘em Tracy! Never back down!
The best solution is allowing the dogs to pee and poo in their dog owner’s yard before going out for a so call “walk” – deposit their dog’s unrine and feces on their neighour’s lawn. Burning the front lawn is not the only concern. Sometimes the feces are hidden in the grass. I can’t even walk on my own lawn without getting feces all over my shoes. I believe a lot of the dog owners enjoy their pet’s company but they know deep down inside that they don’t want the responsibility. That’s why the dog owners try to justify it by giving their problems to someone else. If it is no big deal, would dog owners consider letting their dogs poo and pee their own living room or even in their kitchen daily?
To all of you owners of dogs that find it ok for your BABY to pee on peoples front boulevards, You must maintain this City owned property , cut the lawn,water it etc, Your dogs piss burns the lawn , Buying lime to counter the damage is a waste of MY money and YOU should pay for it. Your pets are YOUR pets . Let em piss and crap on YOUR yard and clean it up cause we dont want the flies in ours, be a responsible pet owner. Maybe YOU should move to the country so your pet gets all the excersise it needs and deserves instead of trapping it in the city, Your being cruel to the animal and your neighbours. Dont bother responding because youll try to justify Your ignorance and selfishness to your pet and neighbours and Im not interested in reading it. I hope one of your neighbours finds a way to stop you cold, It would look good on you. For tose of you that want payback, there is a xdevise you can hook up top your hose that sences movement on your property, Hook the hose up to it and soak these irresponible people. After all it JUST WATER and wont damage there prescious selves.
My long time friends bring their dog when they visit. It pees and poops all over my house (almost got it in the cable black box last time) He has tried to train the dog but she puts her hands on her hips and gives the dog a dirty look. I have suggested putting the dog on a leash when they come here. I am afraid our frienship is almost finished due to this.
It does the same in their house and I wonder if it is a control issue
I totally agree with this woman. I would take it one step further and ask, “Why can’t I poop on my neighbor’s lawn?” Since I see many people letting their dogs poop on my lawn.
People have no sense of etiquette anymore, and when it comes to their pets, many never did. They are allowed to pee, poop and bark, cause noise pollution wherever they want. And I’m supposed to think it’s so cute when Fido jumps up on me and shakes around after he’s gotten through rolling around in who knows what animals funk, including his own. Puhleeez
Recently, I’ve noticed more and more dog crap in the middle of the sidewalk in my neighborhood. I find this totally unacceptable, and am astonished at people’s lack of respect for their neighbors.
I do not permit my dogs to walk on other people’s lawns, let alone do their business there. And when they crap on public ground, I pick it up and dispose of it. If you’re walking your dogs, bring plastic bags. If you own dogs, you’re 100% responsible for what they do and where they do it. I have to clean my own backyard at least every other day. It’s a responsibility, like every other one. If you don’t want to pick up shit, don’t be a dog owner.
two words. paintball. gun. muahahaha
it would be perfectly legal since its on YOUR property, and the dogs (or owners{lol}) will surely get the message, btw use yellow or green paintballs, red they might think its blood, then sue you for pumping lead into their dog, and also, use the paintballs to mark the dog, or the owners lol (dont take that last part seriously). or if you want, use an airsoft gun, or a nerf gun or something, you dont want to harm the animal, just make it get the message. be sure to do it in a way that there is no proof that you are harming the animals, or endangering, or attempting to harm it. me and my grandpa one time, considered making a R/C plane that dropps waterbaloons full of paint or something on the neighbors dog. we never did tho, the dog just stopped coming before we decided weather or not we would actually make it, but still.
also, have your dogs pee on THEIR lawn, or do it yourself, who cares, its slightly acidic water lawl.. doesnt make it Ok for their dogs to pee on your lawn, but if their dogs do it, then i would to it back. oooorrrrrr, pee in a squirt gun and spray it all over their house and dog, that would be VERY enjoyable. T.P. their houses too, just to give them something to clean it up with
(P.S) if your going to use a nerf gun, use the longshot, its a dartgun version of a sniper rifle, with scope and lazer pointer on it.
also, shut up kevin. i agree with ian 100%, all your doing is making a poopy head out of yourself(lol)
Very interesting!
I actually googled “can i pee on my neighbour’s lawn?”. I did that because my friend was complaining about her neighbour’s trash being on the street for 2 weeks, and I replied by saying “I would have peed on thier lawn and made sure they are watching”. Hum … interesting that I found this exchange.
Go ahead Michael … pee on thier lawn, and have a smoke while you are at it
Now seriously, it’s just a pee. Who cares?
And are you seriously saying that you have never peed on anyone else’s property??? Please think twice before you say no.
Relax … have a couple of beers … and try to pee only on your own property after the beer