Comments on: Why can’t I pee on my neighbor’s lawn?

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 04:49:41 +0000

II have talked to the human offenders, Put up signs and now I have a fence around the area the dogs use the most. Nothing works, the humans actually bring the animals right to the same spot. My flowers died last summer, the grass is dead and there is nothing I can do. I would like to find an electrical item that would activate when it got wet, follow the stream and,,,,,,ouch!

By: Donnie Weets

Donnie Weets — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 22:25:44 +0000

First, what is your city laws in your state, next, by law,humans cant pee in piblic. you cant take off all you clothers! what about birds? cats, squirrels? next time you see them, tell them to move on,or call the police. Or put up a fence?

By: Moe

Moe — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:00:37 +0000

Very interesting!

I actually googled “can i pee on my neighbour’s lawn?”. I did that because my friend was complaining about her neighbour’s trash being on the street for 2 weeks, and I replied by saying “I would have peed on thier lawn and made sure they are watching”. Hum … interesting that I found this exchange.

Go ahead Michael … pee on thier lawn, and have a smoke while you are at it

Now seriously, it’s just a pee. Who cares?

And are you seriously saying that you have never peed on anyone else’s property??? Please think twice before you say no.

Relax … have a couple of beers … and try to pee only on your own property after the beer

By: ThatNinjakid

ThatNinjakid — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:57:40 +0000

also, shut up kevin. i agree with ian 100%, all your doing is making a poopy head out of yourself(lol)

By: ThatNinjakid

ThatNinjakid — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:55:49 +0000

two words. paintball. gun. muahahaha
it would be perfectly legal since its on YOUR property, and the dogs (or owners{lol}) will surely get the message, btw use yellow or green paintballs, red they might think its blood, then sue you for pumping lead into their dog, and also, use the paintballs to mark the dog, or the owners lol (dont take that last part seriously). or if you want, use an airsoft gun, or a nerf gun or something, you dont want to harm the animal, just make it get the message. be sure to do it in a way that there is no proof that you are harming the animals, or endangering, or attempting to harm it. me and my grandpa one time, considered making a R/C plane that dropps waterbaloons full of paint or something on the neighbors dog. we never did tho, the dog just stopped coming before we decided weather or not we would actually make it, but still.
also, have your dogs pee on THEIR lawn, or do it yourself, who cares, its slightly acidic water lawl.. doesnt make it Ok for their dogs to pee on your lawn, but if their dogs do it, then i would to it back. oooorrrrrr, pee in a squirt gun and spray it all over their house and dog, that would be VERY enjoyable. T.P. their houses too, just to give them something to clean it up with

(P.S) if your going to use a nerf gun, use the longshot, its a dartgun version of a sniper rifle, with scope and lazer pointer on it.

By: Lee D

Lee D — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:44:15 +0000

Recently, I’ve noticed more and more dog crap in the middle of the sidewalk in my neighborhood. I find this totally unacceptable, and am astonished at people’s lack of respect for their neighbors.

I do not permit my dogs to walk on other people’s lawns, let alone do their business there. And when they crap on public ground, I pick it up and dispose of it. If you’re walking your dogs, bring plastic bags. If you own dogs, you’re 100% responsible for what they do and where they do it. I have to clean my own backyard at least every other day. It’s a responsibility, like every other one. If you don’t want to pick up shit, don’t be a dog owner.

By: questiongeek

questiongeek — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 02:45:24 +0000

I totally agree with this woman. I would take it one step further and ask, “Why can’t I poop on my neighbor’s lawn?” Since I see many people letting their dogs poop on my lawn.

People have no sense of etiquette anymore, and when it comes to their pets, many never did. They are allowed to pee, poop and bark, cause noise pollution wherever they want. And I’m supposed to think it’s so cute when Fido jumps up on me and shakes around after he’s gotten through rolling around in who knows what animals funk, including his own. Puhleeez

By: anita hazell

anita hazell — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:14:45 +0000

My long time friends bring their dog when they visit. It pees and poops all over my house (almost got it in the cable black box last time) He has tried to train the dog but she puts her hands on her hips and gives the dog a dirty look. I have suggested putting the dog on a leash when they come here. I am afraid our frienship is almost finished due to this.
It does the same in their house and I wonder if it is a control issue

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 02:45:52 +0000

To all of you owners of dogs that find it ok for your BABY to pee on peoples front boulevards, You must maintain this City owned property , cut the lawn,water it etc, Your dogs piss burns the lawn , Buying lime to counter the damage is a waste of MY money and YOU should pay for it. Your pets are YOUR pets . Let em piss and crap on YOUR yard and clean it up cause we dont want the flies in ours, be a responsible pet owner. Maybe YOU should move to the country so your pet gets all the excersise it needs and deserves instead of trapping it in the city, Your being cruel to the animal and your neighbours. Dont bother responding because youll try to justify Your ignorance and selfishness to your pet and neighbours and Im not interested in reading it. I hope one of your neighbours finds a way to stop you cold, It would look good on you. For tose of you that want payback, there is a xdevise you can hook up top your hose that sences movement on your property, Hook the hose up to it and soak these irresponible people. After all it JUST WATER and wont damage there prescious selves.

By: Debbie

Debbie — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:18:02 +0000

The best solution is allowing the dogs to pee and poo in their dog owner’s yard before going out for a so call “walk” – deposit their dog’s unrine and feces on their neighour’s lawn. Burning the front lawn is not the only concern. Sometimes the feces are hidden in the grass. I can’t even walk on my own lawn without getting feces all over my shoes. I believe a lot of the dog owners enjoy their pet’s company but they know deep down inside that they don’t want the responsibility. That’s why the dog owners try to justify it by giving their problems to someone else. If it is no big deal, would dog owners consider letting their dogs poo and pee their own living room or even in their kitchen daily?