{"id":696,"date":"2007-05-22T18:37:28","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T23:37:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sequence-inc.com\/fraudfiles\/2007\/05\/22\/note-to-patrick-byrne-i-cant-keep-up-anymore\/"},"modified":"2007-09-13T11:59:32","modified_gmt":"2007-09-13T16:59:32","slug":"note-to-patrick-byrne-i-cant-keep-up-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sequenceinc.com\/fraudfiles\/note-to-patrick-byrne-i-cant-keep-up-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"Note to Patrick Byrne: I can&#8217;t keep up anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overstock.com CEO Patrick Bryne engages is more bizarre stuff than I can keep up with. Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>The guy posts on the Investor Village message board for Overstock.com as &#8220;Hannibal.&#8221; His latest rant is critical of <a href=\"http:\/\/online.barrons.com\/public\/article\/SB117952415449608017-Ny8WdZpMlQygq78qwjU92PCodDc_20070619.html?mod=9_0002_b_free_features\">an article on Barrons.com<\/a>. If you have a hard time following Patrick&#8217;s delusions, don&#8217;t worry. You&#8217;re not alone.<\/p>\n<p>The Barrons article discusses the stock market activity of terrorists. The writer&#8217;s take on it apparently doesn&#8217;t satisfy Byrne, who writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>The Stage of Circumlocution<\/strong> Wow.  This is wild.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;INSTRUCTIONS: You are to write an article about criminals manipulating stock markets on an international scale. However, under no circumstances will you mention &#8216;naked shorting&#8217; or even &#8216;shorting.&#8217; Instead, refer to &#8216;puts,&#8217; even if you have to write some terribly awkward sentence like, &#8216;A&#8230; scenario in which terrorists buy millions of dollars of put options and blow up buildings or airplanes to increase the puts&#8217; value&#8230;.&#8217; In addition, you will not say anything negative about hedge funds. Actually, we&#8217;d prefer if you don&#8217;t mention them. If you must, just refer to &#8216;substantial liquidity pools.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Really wild.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;First they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win. Then they circumlocute.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Does anyone else wonder if Overstock&#8217;s lawyers or auditors ever tell Byrne to just shut up already?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: white\">tracy coenen<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overstock.com CEO Patrick Bryne engages is more bizarre stuff than I can keep up with. Seriously. The guy posts on the Investor Village message board for Overstock.com as &#8220;Hannibal.&#8221; His latest rant is critical of an article on Barrons.com. If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fraud-news-stories"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Z0e-be","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sequenceinc.com\/fraudfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sequenceinc.com\/fraudfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sequenceinc.com\/fraudfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sequenceinc.com\/fraudfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sequenceinc.com\/fraudfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sequenceinc.com\/fraudfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sequenceinc.com\/fraudfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sequenceinc.com\/fraudfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sequenceinc.com\/fraudfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}